Comedy gold

I was talking with my friend Carlo after church early last night. This is our conversation as I remember it:

"Hey Patrick! Do you know why people wear green on Saint Patrick's Day?"

"I think so, but I'm not really sure."

"Because it's one of the colors in the Italian flag! Saint Patrick was Italian!"

"You say that all the saints are Italian."

"Most of them are. But Saint Patrick was kidnapped and brought to Ireland."

"I know about the kidnapping, but he wasn't kidnapped from Italy! It was Wales."

"Would I lie to you? You can look it up! Happy feast day!"